I WILL NOT MAKE SARCASTIC REMARKS TO AUDI CUSTOMERSI WILL NOT MAKE SARCASTIC REMARKS TO AUDI CUSTOMERSI WILL NOT MAKE SARCASTIC REMARKS TO AUDI CUSTOMERS. 99I WILL NOT MAKE SARCASTIC REMARKS TO AUDI CUSTOMERS 100Ok, so I apologize, but I don't think I said anything wrong but.. I'M SORRY ! So after having to write the above 100 times... attend two Audi training sessions about customer handling... serving two days as the driver for our AUDI AT YOUR FRONT DOOR vehicle, I'M BACK! And this is what happened..We were lucky to find a 2017 Audi A-5 Cabriolet Sport Quattro Convertible with all of 19,000 in Miami, Fla. And it's magnificent, but obviously it aint a steal..or cheap... I MEAN it is not inexpensive.. but more about the car in a moment. So Mr. & Mrs. ______ (names have been redacted to protect my tenuous career) come in and want to buy the Audi Cabrio. I explain that we wouldn't have gone to FLA . to buy a convertible if we could find one in Nueva York... And I continue to explain that it's Audi Certified..something our neighbors choose to omit..but they continue to hammer me on the price... This goes on for 40 minutes and I admit, I'm kinda sorta fed up... I've had enough. So with a momentary lapse of judgement, but with a unique idea, I say, Mr. & Mrs., ______ do you have a grandmother or grandfather in Miami or nearby? They ask, WHY?.. I respond, well get them to drive it up to visit and quarantine with you and we'll save you $1150. Well that went over as well as serving a Ham sandwich at a Chasidic wedding. Screaming.. yelling.. INSULTING.. INSULTING... my Mother has Type 1 Diabetes and is 84 so she could contract the virus. So I thought that would end it.. but even though they were insulted, they now wanted me take off the shipping... well it didn't end well as you can imagine.But if you're still with me... this is one heck of a car and worth the transportation from Miami. Daytona Gray with Black leather, technology package, navigation, backup camera, Audi side assist, Adaptive lighting, Bang and Olufsen sound system, full power, convenience package, heated seats, 18 alloys S-Line competition plus exterior.. and a ton more features.It will be Audi Certified, so everything is as close to new.. tires..brakes..etc... again something our friends and competitors like to skip. It's an extremely rare find and again as I tried to tell my former potential customers, WE WOULD NOT HAVE GONE TO FLORIDA TO BUY THIS CONVERTIBLE IF WE COULD HAVE FOUND IT ON THE EAST COAST. They don't exist, and they definitely don't exist with 19,000 miles.So while it aint..Ch While it isn't a financial windfall for you (see I'm learning). the total package, .. the car..the mileage.. the color.. the Certification... the new EVERYTHING makes this a hell..(sorry), makes this a most compelling opportunity. If you ever wanted a reasonably affordable cabriolet, this is as good as it gets.. and if you want a deal... What's your Bubbe or Zeidy doing this weekend.