What dealer goes to Alabama to buy an Audi Convertible? I was thinking that there have to be closer spots for a dealer to find a nice Audi?... ALABAMA.... not the first landing spot that I associate with Audi's. But, Mr. Jim, our used car manager,....he buys this 2016 Audi A-5 Quattro Convertible from Irondale..yes Irondale, Alabama . And there's quite a story to that find.When Mr. Barry, our esteemed dealer principal and absolutely the cheapest bas_ _ _ _ on earth found out that Mr. Jim was putting expenses in for his little trip to Alabama, he exploded. In fact , he sounded just like 45 , when he found out that Jeff Sessions had recused himself (whatever that means.) I remember when I was in grammar school, you had to raise your hand to excuse yourself to go to the bathroom...but recuse?In any event how coincidental is it that Mr. Barry starts to unload and I mean unloaded on Mr. Jim. why the H_ _ _ did you have to go to _ _ _ _ Alabama anyhow? What do you have crush on Jeff Sessions? Don't you know that the _ _ _ _ _ _ was fired by President Trump? ...Alabama..Alabama.... do they even sell Audi's in Alabama?Well after ten minutes of getting blasted up and down and then down and up... Mr. Barry, FINALLY let Mr. Jim explain.Mr. Barry.. I'm a company man.. I try my best...but you can't find nice low mileage Audi cabriolets....I mean convertibles anywhere. A new one runs $62,000... so finding a pre-owned like this... I thought I was doing the RIGHT THING... I'm sorry Mr. Barry... but If you want me to quit... I'll do it..but give me a chance to explain.It's a 2016... Misano Red... like the color of the MAGA ..Make America Great Again hat that Jeff Sessions used to wear... it has black leather... it has only...Mr. Barry.. it has only 15..yes 15,000 miles.. and I found out that in Alabama you can get married.... OK... better not go there... 15.. yes 15,000 mile navigation, full power, 18 alloys... dark brown real wood trim, heated seats, Audi Advanced key...Mr. Barry it's like new.And Mr. Barry, it's a deal.... we can sell it for only $35,995 with Audi Certification... it's a heck of a car... and and and.... I'll recuse myself from ever doing that again.... So friends,..boys and girls...... this story will give you some insight into the inner workings of Mohegan Lake Audi...It shows how unique we are and how we go to any lengths and to any location, to find the neatest and most unusual Audi's we can find... JUST NOT TO ALABAMA.. any time soon!